Hawaii 2018: A Summary

Hawaii In January: Sure is a nice start to a new year.  Would be a shame if something were to…  happen

UNIVERSE: lol

Hawaii In April: I’m sure glad we got all of our horror out of the way in January.  The rest of the year should be good, right?

UNIVERSE: HAVE SOME FLOODS

Hawaii In May: At least the Big Island is having a nice year.

UNIVERSE: HOW ABOUT SOME LAVA POPPING UP UNEXPECTEDLY IN THE  MIDDLE OF A NEIGHBORHOOD

Hawaii In June: RIP Leilani Estates.  Can we stop now?

UNIVERSE: NO. FUCK KOPOHO TOO LMAO

Hawaii In August: Uh..  are…  are we cool universe?

UNIVERSE: LMAO NOPE HAVE SOME FIRES

Hawaii Later In August: What else ya got?

UNIVERSE: HISTORIC HURRICANE???  HOW ABOUT THAT???

Hawaii: Siiiiiigh fine…

UNIVERSE: AND BRUSH FIRES AT THE SAME TIME

Hawaii: OH COME ON!

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