Hawaii In January: Sure is a nice start to a new year. Would be a shame if something were to… happen
UNIVERSE: lol
Hawaii In April: I’m sure glad we got all of our horror out of the way in January. The rest of the year should be good, right?
UNIVERSE: HAVE SOME FLOODS
Hawaii In May: At least the Big Island is having a nice year.
UNIVERSE: HOW ABOUT SOME LAVA POPPING UP UNEXPECTEDLY IN THE MIDDLE OF A NEIGHBORHOOD
Hawaii In June: RIP Leilani Estates. Can we stop now?
UNIVERSE: NO. FUCK KOPOHO TOO LMAO
Hawaii In August: Uh.. are… are we cool universe?
UNIVERSE: LMAO NOPE HAVE SOME FIRES
Hawaii Later In August: What else ya got?
UNIVERSE: HISTORIC HURRICANE??? HOW ABOUT THAT???
Hawaii: Siiiiiigh fine…
UNIVERSE: AND BRUSH FIRES AT THE SAME TIME
Hawaii: OH COME ON!
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